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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

image

Kyle this is the worst

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50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

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How I would narrate the Olympics

me:he's doing some athletic shit
me:and omg look at that butt

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

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