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It's important in life if you don't give a shit, it will help you a lot.

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via confirmance)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via fake-mermaid)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via crystallized-teardrops)

btvs:

luke is the cutest, happiest drunk: a masterpost of luke getting turnt 

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notwifi:

arriving in hell like 

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nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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(via seedy)

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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